Tired of the upper echelons taking all the power and making the world their own?
Feel like you deserve to be King or Queen of Earth?
Believe interdimensional travel will become a possibility?
Want a certificate of authenticity posted to you?
Have £5 spare?
Well you have come to the right place. With a simple purchase via the button below, within only 3 working days you will receive an official certificate demonstrating you own Earth in an alternative dimension. Number of parallel universe will be chosen at random, each number on the certificate will be unique.