Ideal Gift For The Pope

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I'm guessing the Pope is a difficult guy to buy for. We'll your wait is over. Buy him my car. This is not just any car; it has been blessed from the heavens via divine intervention. Closer scrutiny clearly depicts Mary, Mother of Christ daubed on the door.

Even if you are not buying for the Pope, this would be an ideal good luck charm and pleasurable contemporary sculpture to purchase. Imagine the crowd (and not to mention resultant extra trade) it would gather, if you placed it outside your shop selling carpets, or any products for that matter.

I suggest buying quick because it's likely to be very popular. Plus, it could rain tonight causing the bird shit to wash off.