The Physical Sausage of Death in the Mind of Someone Living

Imagine swimming in the sea and all of sudden spotted this sausage bobbing along about to collide with you. You would surely shit yourself. Instead of spending $12,000,000 for a massive fish in a huge glass tank, purchase this much move conveniently sized sausage in formaldehyde. The piece will sit on your mantelpiece reminding you of the infinitesimal time we experience between conception and or demise.